Beavis & Butthead are back BUT now they’ve got competition from a whole new breed of BUT-HEADS.
They are everywhere! Just watch, read or listen to any media via a glowing rectangle and the new breed of BUT-HEADS appear.
How does one recognize them?
Just look for the dividing word BUT and everything that comes after that divide is programmed to destroy your minds!
Be aware that BUT can be cloaked in other terms like “although”, “however”, “in spite of”, “nonetheless”, “still” or hundreds of other dividing phrases. It’s a matter of Semantics. and the technique is ancient.
Their story begins with something “catchy” and rolls along until they insert the dividing pnematic as a device to suck you into their story. If you are an airhead the trick works almost every time! BUT-HEADs can start with a good news story and turn it into doom and gloom with quibble that is tailored for their audience.
BUT-HEADs also like bad news stories like the Gulf Oil Spill [or more recently the Japan-Earthquake-Tsunami] because such stories are pre-confuse with divided opinions, to begin with, that they can comment without having to insert the dividing pneumatic …. SQUABBLE.
Either way they can make a quick story and duck for cover in the cloud of confusion that already exists about the subject. Beavis & Butthead will handle their stories differently. They’ll just tell it like they see it . . . and then F U © K off!
Dateline – Oceanside, California 7/15/2011
The media are exceeding our earlier projections. Tonight in California the news declare “Carmageddon” while Dianne Sawyer said President Obama calls US budget talks “Armageddon” [just watch the first 30 seconds] and a lot of friends call it “Kharmageddon”. Beavis & Butthead could not come close to this “Mother all no-brainers” which only comes “in an odd number year” as they confuse Michelle Obama and Michelle Bachman.
My Grandma [may she rest in peace] would always say “There’s no buts about it!” ARE WE DOOMED?
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